Submitted 1 day ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Alt text: BioShock banner reading “No gods or kings only thick thighs”
No says the man of !fitgirls@lemmynsfw.com, thighs should never touch, no says the man of !midriffmoe@ani.social stomachs are more sexy, no say the man of !animefeet@lemmynsfw.com heavy breathing
I rejected those answers and demanded my skull be crushed by thicc thighs
I chose the impossible. I chose... suddenly the camera reveals the landscape of butts from the Baby Got Back music video Massture!
No but lesbians are
Tree trunks make ya thunk
That you wanna dip and dunk
It’s a meal not a snack,
Let me hear you holler back.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Would you kindly direct me toward said “thicc thights”?
severalkittens@ani.social 1 day ago
!thighdeology@ani.social
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
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Mostly wanted to make the “Would you kindly” joke, but still. Thanks.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Yeth, abtholutely, thir!