Yes, sex with five million concubines WOULD be considered a decisive “dong victory” 😁
Every third emperor is a Casanova?
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Grumpus_Maximus@thelemmy.club to historymemes@piefed.social
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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
I mean, would you not? If i somehow became a historical absolute ruler of a country i would definitely keep a (consentual) harem. Probably more for show than fucking them all because i only have that one dick and am not 20 any more, but still. Big flex
grahamja@reddthat.com 3 days ago
Of course they would never say no because of the implication.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Damn, he had a harem and a boat?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 days ago
Bonus points if they made the eunuchs do all the administrative work
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 3 days ago
Assuming 60 years of being capable. Thats 228 different women per day. Assuming you get 8hrs of sleep and are having sex non stop while awake, thats a different woman about every 4 minutes.
In other words, totally plausible if properly fed and hydrated.