The Australian Federal Court has been rocked by a major new case, as Beef Weelington has filed a defamation suit against Death Cap Mushrooms claiming the later has permanently damaged their reputation.
The plaintiff alleges their reputation has been tarnished, with the addition of the death caps leaving a bad taste in people’s mouths.
“The case of B. Wellington vs. D.C. Mushroom is a textbook ‘He-said, Beef-said’ story,” said one federal court justice. [...]
The Dehydrator will never be the same again.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 day ago
How do you (not OP) have two typos in the very first sentence of your article??
zero_gravitas@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Have you read a local paper lately? They fired all the sub-editors to cut costs, so this is pretty accurate 😆
truxnell@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Guess it’s not AI slop at least
Ilandar@lemm.ee 1 day ago
The guy who wrote this one is pretty busy, he probably shits it out all in one go. The headline is the important bit with these satirical articles.