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Of all the sentient gas blobs, Dave was the densest. So thick and rich. We all admired him deeply for it -- But Dave just lived in a tiny bottle. That was his whole dumb trick.

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Plesiohedron@lemmy.cafe⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Did you shower with bath salts?

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    • EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      dude, be more like Dave

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  • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Getting high off your own farts again?

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  • iii@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Classic Dave

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