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• orgrinrt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Huh. This has to be the worst promo site I’ve ever read. Whatever you described here does not seem to be reflected on that notion page.

  You are very clearly selling something, so obviously this is a bad post to begin with, but in an attempt to make fun of the substance itself, I found none that is coherent. Can’t even joke about this, it’s so goofy.

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  • smiletolerantly@awful.systems ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have clicked every link on that site and I still have exactly zero clue wtf this is.

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    • orgrinrt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I guess they were serious when they advertised “zero theory”. There’s zero coherence or actual information as far as I can find

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    • zokolatte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s honestly valid.
      Maybe it’s too lean. No guide, no tour. Just pieces that work if you connect them.

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  • zokolatte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fair. It’s not for everyone.
    But if even this triggered a reaction, then maybe the core message worked.

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    • orgrinrt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I do wish to understand the core message, and I’m sorry that I came here for a laugh in a very unfriendly way. But you have to admit it’s extremely hard to infer the message, maybe you can clarify it a bit here

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  • zokolatte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, I get it. It does look like a mess at first glance.
    I’m just testing a low-tech system that helped me survive for a few months.
    Not trying to sell or pitch anything just sharing in case someone relates.

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    • orgrinrt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What is there to relate to, though? That page is trying so hard to sell you on something, but never really explains what exactly. And it’s only goofy marketing speech, how would one relate to any of that? I’m probably missing something here.

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• borokov@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t even understand what that guy is trying to sell. Is it some kind of picture of a monkey ?

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  • zokolatte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha no monkeys involved. Just a real setup I made to avoid going broke.
    Nothing fancy, nothing viral. Just structure that worked for me.

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    • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a bit strange. On one side you talk about a project you work on, so I expect a repo on github or something, on the other side the link you post redirect to a product or a service you seems to sell.

      It’s cool if you can make money with it, but to be more effective you might have to clarify your point.

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• sevon@lemmy.kde.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mate.

  Your site says “no confusion”, “no fluff”, “zero BS”, etc. but the entire page is just incoherent fluff bullshit. I read the page and I have no clue what your product does.

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  • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a structured low tech kit solution that uses Legos and hammers to hit them when the data tells it to with no guidance or tutorials which makes you money when you’re going broke.

    What’s so hard to understand about that?

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• just_another_person@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s both the dumbest thing, and the most ill-informed thing I’ve heard this week. I’ve got some crypto mining stuff to sell you, and also some juicers, bulk gluten-free ingredients, bulk Tumeric…

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  • zokolatte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha fair not trying to pitch crypto or turmeric packs here 😅
    Just sharing something I built to stay afloat, in case others are testing similar setups.

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• Linktank@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Retro Encabulator

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please throw all of your computers and electronic devices into a lake and never buy one again.

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• londos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  youtube.com/watch?v=fU-wH8SrFro

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  • zokolatte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I knew this would show up eventually. Makes sense though. It’s the perfect metaphor.

    You don’t fully get it at first, but somehow the rhythm sticks.

    We’re not here to teach grammar. We’re here to build the beat.

    Appreciate the reference. This made my day. ✅

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    • londos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, that wasn’t quite the metaphor. The metaphor was that this is all nonsense technobabble strung together to almost sound like real language, but none of it means anything. It’s not that your idea is novel or confusing, it’s that these are barely coherent sentences.

      For real though, this whole post is an AI exercise, right?

      Probably the better meme to have posted: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How would you explain this to your 80 year old grandparents who never owned anything more advanced then a touchtone telephone?

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  • zokolatte@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If I had to explain it to my 80-year-old grandparents?

    “It’s like a file cabinet. But instead of paper, you’ve got tools that make money on their own. You don’t need to write anything just open the drawer and use what’s inside.”

    (And no, it doesn’t come with rotary dials either 😄)

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    • slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But how does a tool like a hammer or screwdriver make money on its own.

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• nagaram@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Checked the videos you posted

  This is just a ChatGPT front end isn’t it?

  More I’m even more curious what you’re doing here. Are you selling access to your own API key for $30? Why LMAO

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• aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You built a spambot?

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• diegantobass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yo, how can anyone buy code without first reading it?

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