This is a shit post.
Submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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propter_hog@hexbear.net 10 months ago
The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 10 months ago
Not so fun fact, back in the day we used to have to get a full physical, including piss & shit samples to attend the Culinary Institute…so they send you home with a small jar with a ‘spork’ and instructions.
I diligently made my sample, placed the container in a Starbucks togo bag and left it in the closet in the bathroom… which my mother found and thought ‘mmmmm muffins!’ and looked inside.
Not the type of muffins she was looking for…
Zerush@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
- Do it in a lockable plastic bag
- Make it flat and put it in the freezer
- When it is frozen get it out of the bag and put it in the doctor’s mailbox.
blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t poop on your Nintendo Switch
ving_thor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How else will Dr. Mario get your stool sample?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Gotta always know which side of your shit is the front.
yumpsuit@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Huh. So they put it in one of those foil trays, like where people put hotdogs after grilling them. Seems a bit wasteful to only have one lonely log per tray. Oh well, TIL.