Curiosity may have killed the cat, but I'm a filthy raccoon on the side of the road

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I want the tea but don’t wanna burn my tongue

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    “Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven, But Nobody Wants To Die.”

    youtu.be/Lb-EJEWRxlM

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  • Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I wanna fuck around but I don’t want to find out.

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    • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      More “I want to see whose fucking around, but not find out with them.”

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stop being a hipster and don’t drink it before it’s cool.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Things people would say at an amusement park for 500

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wow, 3.84 trillion notes.

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Using the best polish phrase. It also sounds fun in polish. Let’s see how bad I fuck it up.

  No miy cyrke ni miy mwalpe (w is l with the line through it)

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