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• Genius@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ten foot pole.

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• relative@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then why don’t I ever see it “fing” anything?!?

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  • GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “My hand can touch everything, but themselves! Oh, wait…”

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, but consider the following scenario: you’re returning from the grocery store with a bag of bachelor chow and a twelve pack of Low Brau, and you need to press the elevator button. With the stick, you’d need to set one of them down first. The Finglonger, on the other hand, has no such drawback.

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• JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Makes snu-snu a little different.

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• ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good news, everyone!

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• Fondots@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The stick also has the advantage of being easier to drop than the finglonger in case whatever you happen to be poking decides it wants to grab hold and pull you down

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• cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Huzzah!

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