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• TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  W dad

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• adeoxymus@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How to get your kids to practice safe sex: talk at length about anything sex so they will abstain because yucky.

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The only thing yuckier is buying TP at the store - all the people will know that you shit!

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    • Karl@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What is TP

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And if he had recommended an enema this would have been the exact opposite of a shitpost.

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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A lose-your-shit post?

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  • TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Enemas suck. They ruin your gut microbiome and are just unnecessary.

    Just clean your colon. Dicks aren’t 3 metres in length.

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    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Some are: john

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Take your fiber and probiotics, son.

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