The best joke I've ever written

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you going to post the joke?

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  • Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The punchline is “run pant”

    The pants aren’t running and so you have to cheer them on and encourage them.

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• frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Are you German?

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  • Maven@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Technically yes but I’ve never been to Germany nor do I speak the language. My family is German though.

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    • nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hm, obviously I don’t know why people downvoted, but one guess: “german” is historically someone who speaks the German language (as their mother to gue), and contemporarily someone who holds the German citizenship. So if neither of those applies to you, but call yourself German, one might assume that you subscribe to the view that there is a German “race” which you consider yourself a part of, which is not a popular view.

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• HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Literally best joke I’ve seen on Lemmy ever tbh

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• Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s a short story, not a joke.

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