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• Carrolade@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  or maybe “national security adviser,”

  lol

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• BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “When the enemy is making a false movement we must take good care not to interrupt him.”

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• Xanza@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is precisely why I have all contacts saved very specifically in my phone; Company - Fname Lname (position)

  Looks like;

  US Government - Pete Hegseth (Secretary of Defense)

  Gives you all the information you could need.

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    " He… He’s a special ops trainer.

    What was his name?
    

    Yeah. Jack Trainer.

    So he’s a trainer named Jack Trainer?
    

    That’s how I have everybody in my phone. See, “Janice Mom.”

    “Larry Doorknob.” “Stacy Butt Stuff.” "

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• fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Signal could improve its user interface around groups and people with duplicate display names.

  Nah, they really shouldn’t. Way more fun this way.

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• sik0fewl@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  • Jeffrey Goldberg DO NOT ADD!!!

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• kouichi@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It literally is just skill issue if you add a wrong person lol

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• rdri@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tip: you can also protect yourself from other group chat users leaking screenshots of your hateful comments - just don’t be an asshole, it’s not that difficult.

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A brain can also do that

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No evidence of a brain has ever been found.

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• wedge@lemmy.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would say don’t teach them how to use Signal, but they clearly don’t read anyway so fuck it.

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• Bogasse@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you were to discuss national security maters with someone, please just verify your safety numbers, IRL or through another safe and verified channel 🙄

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    national security maters

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• vegeta@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I have several Signal nicknames:

  John Baron Dougal McStormy Hot4tinPoo

  Nobady can tell who I am

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• NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Let’s call it the “Hegseth switch”

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jason messing up the Signal chat.
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