absolute lifestyle

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• ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  One thing on this list will kill you a lot faster than the other things.

  That’s right, sliding down a hillside on a slip-and-slide covered with crisco is by far the surest way to harm yourself, especially if you haven’t done meth beforehand.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka “dentists”. Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that??? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack

    Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies

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• not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Zenokh@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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• Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I really want to know what’s special about the Crisco

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• spaffel@spaffel.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to

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  • Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That’s a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they’re built all along our interstate system!

    You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don’t even have to go outside!

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