Using stupid programs, doing stupid bugreporting.
Leave Microsoft alone. Let it rot with Tesla, Nintendo, 3dfx, NSDAP and other shitty organizations.
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Tea@programming.dev to technology@lemmy.world
https://go.theregister.com/feed/www.theregister.com/2025/03/17/microsoft_bug_report_troll/
Using stupid programs, doing stupid bugreporting.
Leave Microsoft alone. Let it rot with Tesla, Nintendo, 3dfx, NSDAP and other shitty organizations.
3dfx, haven’t heard of them for a log time, good old voodoo card
The most likely explanation for requesting a video is to weed out low quality AI-generated “vulnerability” submissions that hallucinate code that doesn’t compile or APIs that don’t exist. In that context a 1 minute video showing that the report is viable is not much to ask for.
Is there a video version of this article?
Probably so they can have an AI Agent watch the video and do the thing or some bullshit
AI agent would process text much easier…
But they need to look busy! Chug along the video!
You need to include videos of Subway surfers and Family Guy funny moments on the sides of the report, and a compilation of satisfying videos in the background
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It also features a punchy techno backing track while wasting the reviewer’s time with approximately 14 minutes of inactivity.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Should have had a single tone growing in volume and intensity
grue@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzNzgsAE4F0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepard_tone
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The best would be to have recorded audio that slowly goes down in volume, with the tone at full blast at the end
ogeist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Should have been an AI generated voice narrating the issue showing the words on the screen with Minecraft gameplay as background.
Idiocracy is now