I bet nuclear disarmament would happen pretty fast if the first time they fired of a nuke it would look like a giant pussy instead of a cock

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

i have a deeper reasoning behind this but will not provide it, cuz this way it sounds way more funny.

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entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
IDK, C4 is usually square and people blow shit up with it all the time. You sure people don’t just enjoy the thrill of wielding destructive power?

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angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Except it looks like a mushroom. Now I’m scared to imagine what your cock looks like.

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- daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  imagine in it in your mouth for all i care
  
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  - angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    I’m trying to, but due to the shape it just wouldn’t fit.
    
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sxan@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Something something phallic something immasculating something something patriarchy.

You’re not wrong. Men wouldn’t be half a enthusiastic about the real dumb stuff if phallic symbology weren’t somehow involved.

As evidence, I present: trailer hitch balls.

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- daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  glad someone gets it
  
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PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
at this point youre so downvoted, you might as well provide the deeper reasoning

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- daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  read about it in a book. cant remember now.
  
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  - DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Link to book? (I can read)
    
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