The very first thing that every human does when arriving in a brand new place, is take a piss on it.

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• immutable@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The “very first thing”?!

  This is why you don’t get invited to parties

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  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean I was thinking like when you’re flying on a plane and you get to your destination after 5 hours. You probably go use the bathroom in the airport almost the first thing. I guess lemmy can’t think that far ahead though

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I typically go through a door and look for a place to put my coat, but you do you.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I think you’re confusing “every human” with “my mom’s dog Walther” 🤔

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• lath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Well yes. How else would anyone know it’s reserved for personal use?

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  • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    By the power of the towel that you put on it at 5 am.

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