cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/25456723

liberals are so shallow

i am very handsome but you know what liberals only care about WhAtS oN tHe InSiDe

im at least a 6

im above average by definition but do liberals care no they dont even see that they see a man who says things they dont like well guess what im more than my beliefs and the words that come out of my mouth alright im a human body with MINIMAL back and knee pain can you believe it at my age

i used to bench 315

i could even throw a pigskin a quarter mile but whenever i bring that up on dates girls dont even care and yet IM the shallow one its absurd and they dont even care that i was popular in highschool but i care about their past because im not shallow i want to know if they were a cheerleader or a geek

look past the person and see me

liberals get stuck on shallow things like who i voted for and how i treat wait staff and that im technically married but they need to practice looking past those superficial things to see how handsome i am and hear my cool stories like about how i met george bush once

do you have tips for courting liberal ladies if so please drop them in the comments