Horse goals

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• knobpolisher@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d plow the ranchers wife

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• Omgboom@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  And then run so fast…

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• renzev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Protip: while the “in one bite” part might be challenging, nobody is stopping your from eating your apples completely, including the core. It’s as tasty as the rest of the apple, and the stuff about apple seeds being dangerously poisonous is just some bullshit made up by redditors. Be free! Eat the core!

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  • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    and the stuff about apple seeds being dangerously poisonous is just some bullshit

    The short version being that apple seeds are in fact poisonous, but you’d have to eat much more of them than you’d find in a single apple, and you’d have to break or crush the seeds in the process to release the poison. The dose makes the poison and all.

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  • SpraynardKruger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I remember hearing apple cores were poisonous when I was in elementary school, and that was before reddit existed. But yes, it is bullshit that they are poisonous.

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    • renzev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t mean “redditor” as in a literal reddit user, but as a general insult. The type of person that has nothing better to do than to convince elementary schoolers that apple cores are poisonous… which they are, but not enough to be dangerous. And being pedantic about that sort of technicality is what makes someone a “redditor” to me.

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Horse Economy 3: Stable Markets

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• WILSOOON@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If i where to awake as a horse tomorrow the first thing id do would be to move to C3 to defend my pawn

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  You know, there are smaller apple that humans can eat with one bite.

  They are called crab apples

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  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You wanna tell me a Crab made this Apple?!

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I grew up being told these were crab apples.

    TIL my family is dumber than I thought

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    • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I grew up being taught that crab apples were any non-edible apple variety. Somebody is lying and I don’t know who.

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    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nope! that’s the falllout variant, maybe?

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• shundi82@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Knorkator - Lied vom Pferd: youtu.be/Pi8dtuL9Vzk

  Lyrics: Die Tür steht auf, Ich trete ein Du lächelst nie, Doch dein Glück kann ich fühlen. Und meine Hand, Fährt durch dein Haar, Ich lehn mich an dich Und schließ meine Augen.

  Dann leg ich dir, Die Riemen rum. Verstehn′ uns ohne ein Wort zu sagen. Du atmest tief, Dann geht es los. Ich halt mich fest und du gehst darin auf, Mich zu tragen.

  [Refrain] Trag mich so weit es geht, Trag mich egal wo hin. [trag mich] Solang ich nur bei dir, Und in Bewegung bin. [trag mich]

  Dein Körper glänzt, Im Abendlicht. Ich spür’ die Kraft, Hinter jeder Bewegung. Du Bäumst dich auf, Ich geb mich hin. Und unter jedem deiner Schritte erbebt, Die Umgebung.

  [Refrain] Trag mich so weit es geht, Trag mich egal wo hin. [trag mich, trag mich] Solang ich nur bei dir, Und in Bewegung bin. [trag mich]

  Trag mich so weit es geht, Trag mich egal wo hin. [trag mich, trag mich] Solang ich nur bei dir, Und in Bewegung bin. [trag mich]

  Trag mich so weit es geht, Trag mich so Schnell du kannst. [trag mich, trag mich] Trag mich wo hin du willst, Und halt nie wieder an. [trag mich]

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• SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

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  • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    A classic that always nearly kills my boyfriend with laughter. He took weeks to get over it the first time I showed him. Guess who just received a link and sits in his office today :]

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  • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I came here to say there are a lot of youtube videos of horses farting, this being the most notable. It’s nice when youtube shoves stuff like this in my feed instead of right wing garbage

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I knew what that was so instinctively that I started laughing before I even clicked on the link!

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Great minds think alike ;-)

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.

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