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Only 5-6 more decades left of my shift on planet earth

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cm0002@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn’t know it’s fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone erased most of a single letter making it impossible to read the word “shit”. I was about to shit a brick.

    fuck

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We could create any kind of society we wanted to, and this is what we actually did.

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Does this look like a community for sh tposts?

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  • nevemsenki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What keeps me going is the knowledge I can decide any day to quit for good.

    That and alcohol. Fuck living long.

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  • PixelDerp404@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah but now i can Walk Into an Ikea and buy as many Blahåj as i want and no one can Stop me

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  • parrhesia@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It gets shorter.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Stop wallowing in self-pity online, you were thrust into this world against your will, you have to live then deal with having to die, fuck it, make the most of it while you can.

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