Due to increased deregulation in the US airspace I recommend we switch our safety tactics from one of coordination to one of deterrence. For this purpose I propose further built planes are provided the following: -Helicopter clearance ram. -Sideways passenger mounted machine guns (vip seat/air line perk) -Bay dropped bombs for landing clearance
I thought I was in NCD for a moment.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Don’t forget in-plane deterrence. Every passenger is required to carry a gun. Perfect safety is achieved.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I think just having an emergency glock on every seat would just be enough in case of an emergency
xorollo@leminal.space 1 week ago
Don’t forget to update the safety brief before takeoff. We can go over how to use a seat belt and how to use the emergency Glock.
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Just gotta make sure they have a fitting for a Kensington lock so you can keep them tethered to each seat, like those old school AirPhones
Bort@hilariouschaos.com 1 week ago
I personally prefer a hand grenade, but to each their own.
passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A full broadside might cause enough slip to avoid a collision