Due to US airspace deregulation.

Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gonzako@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

Due to increased deregulation in the US airspace I recommend we switch our safety tactics from one of coordination to one of deterrence. For this purpose I propose further built planes are provided the following: -Helicopter clearance ram. -Sideways passenger mounted machine guns (vip seat/air line perk) -Bay dropped bombs for landing clearance

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ramius345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I thought I was in NCD for a moment.

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- Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  what’s an NCD?
  
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  - dastechniker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Non-Credible Defense, home of military and aeronautics shitposting
    
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- gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Real life tends to follow NCD on a 6month or so lag
  
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- swab148@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Okay, hear me out: we take all of these suggestions and turn them into waifus
  
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  - exu@feditown.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Azur Lane but for planes as well?
    
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Don’t forget in-plane deterrence. Every passenger is required to carry a gun. Perfect safety is achieved.

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- passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  A full broadside might cause enough slip to avoid a collision
  
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- Bort@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I personally prefer a hand grenade, but to each their own.
  
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- Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I think just having an emergency glock on every seat would just be enough in case of an emergency
  
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  - gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Just gotta make sure they have a fitting for a Kensington lock so you can keep them tethered to each seat, like those old school AirPhones
    
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