Joking in the Dark: Making the executioner laugh to buy me time.
What would be the opening sentence of your autobiography?
Submitted 7 months ago by Alice@hilariouschaos.com to askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com
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Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 months ago
midsummer@hilariouschaos.com 7 months ago
Born on a Tuesday in a town so small it doesn’t appear on most maps, I began my journey to greatness with the sole ambition of mastering the art of procrastination and perfecting the skill of overthinking.
fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com 7 months ago
The names of the guilty have been changed to safeguard their identity.
iii@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Born without concent
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 7 months ago
🤔
Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Not sure if rape baby.
verity_kindle@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“Ha ha, there goes the paint locker!”
Alice@hilariouschaos.com 7 months ago
Lol