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What would be the opening sentence of your autobiography?

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Alice@hilariouschaos.com⁩ to ⁨askhilariouschaos@hilariouschaos.com⁩

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  • verity_kindle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Ha ha, there goes the paint locker!”

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lol

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Joking in the Dark: Making the executioner laugh to buy me time.

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  • midsummer@hilariouschaos.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Born on a Tuesday in a town so small it doesn’t appear on most maps, I began my journey to greatness with the sole ambition of mastering the art of procrastination and perfecting the skill of overthinking.

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  • fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The names of the guilty have been changed to safeguard their identity.

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  • iii@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Born without concent

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    • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      🤔

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    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Not sure if rape baby.

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