What would be the opening sentence of your autobiography?

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• midsummer@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Born on a Tuesday in a town so small it doesn’t appear on most maps, I began my journey to greatness with the sole ambition of mastering the art of procrastination and perfecting the skill of overthinking.

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• fjord_monkey@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The names of the guilty have been changed to safeguard their identity.

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• verity_kindle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Ha ha, there goes the paint locker!”

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  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Lol

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Joking in the Dark: Making the executioner laugh to buy me time.

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Born without concent

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not sure if rape baby.

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  • Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    🤔

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