me to her after roughly 27 seconds

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And then he starts crying during the orgasm?

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE

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    • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s no shame in crymaxing.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re just being over ambitious. If this happens you just need to ease a few knuckles out.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Fine, we can bone, but I’m gonna be grumpy the whole time.”

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  • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hate sex

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    • masterofn001@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hate sex is fun.

      Grumpy sex is when Al Bundy capitulates to copulate with Peg.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      youtu.be/Kl1InjS1ZPw

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• MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I saw signs like this all over Japan; I laughed at every one

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Green usually means go.

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