Gotta rizz up Beelzebub

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nyt opinion: Why the Armageddon is actually a positive

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “The Quietpocalypse”

    Some office workers secretly ignoring Armageddon, merely pretending to scream in terror

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• drdiddlybadger@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know a lot of people are going to be trying to fuck demons. I know I am.

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  • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m all here for that succubussy.

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  • Backlog3231@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    related

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• NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Corporations: We shall adapt the hellfire to force people to come back into the office

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  In today’s news, a growing segment of the population has doubts about the so-called “never ending torture and eternal damnation” scenario. Many believe that the armageddon is not real and is in fact only a conspiracy by the global elite to hide their vast wealth in these newly formed pools of hot magma.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cthulhu shows up and people start trying to dose going mad to get high

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• _____@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  and some humans will inevitably copulate with the demons

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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cthulu has quite the onlyfans following

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Satan, Swifties exist, I’m not scared of your demons!

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• Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Memeons

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