Are YOU having an emergency?

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• murtaza64@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ahoy

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• Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Kyle Maclachlan is a got-dang national treasure. 🫡

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• superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dear Sir/Madam,

  I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road…

  No, that’s too formal.

  Fire! Fire! Help me! 123 Cavendon Road.

  Looking forward to hearing from you.
  Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

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  • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll just put the fire here with the rest of the fire.

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• Ste41th@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Caller: “Oh I’m fine just thought I’d call to see how you are”

  Operator: “R-Really?”

  Caller: “No you fucking idiot I need help i’m being attacked”

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  • iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think you’ve interpreted the joke in the meme backwards.

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• latexgamble@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dougie Jones is a legend

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No, it’s me. I start every conversation off this way.

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    • latexgamble@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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