Submitted 5 months ago by BrikoX@lemmy.zip to globalnews@lemmy.zip
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cekl9jd883yo
The new guidelines are expected to tighten the criteria for what counts as a divine apparition.
Archived version: archive.ph/84E9P
Supernatural recognition by the Vatican is rare.
Huh? Isn’t the basis of their entire religion dependent on “supernatural recognition”?
Pulling the ladder up behind them, the bastards! 😄
Who they gonna call?
CPS
Bullshit article doesn’t even say what the updates to the rules are.
God said “ABRACADABRA!” And shat out Adam 5,000 years ago.
Rule 1: you don’t talk about supernatural phenomena
Rule 2: you DO NOT talk about supernatural phenomena
Rule 3: Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the phenomenon is over.
Rule 4: Only two saints to a phenomenon.
Rule 5: One phenomenon at a time.
Rule 6: No cassocks, no stoles
Rule 7: Phenomena will go on as long as they have to.
Rule 8: If this is your first night at Supernatural club, you have to be phenomenal.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Really working on the important problems.