Damn, even with inflation? You must be super on guard. That being said. I will turn on my A game to shave $0.50 off of a set of coasters from a tourist shop while on vacation.
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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 weeks agoThis one blew me away.
According to NBC News, Hanes missed at least one opportunity to realize that he was being scammed. After he asked for a $12 million loan from a neighbor, Brian Mitchell, his neighbor detected the scam and refused to lend the money.
My limit is like $40.
nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Plopp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Cheap bastard! Who would deny their neighbor coming over to borrow some sugar and a couple mills?
echodot@feddit.uk 5 weeks ago
Well the house is presumably up for purchase now. I feel like I want to be this guy’s neighbor.
Hey Bob, I want to buy a luxury yacht but I only have $12.50 in the bank, can I borrow $2 million please I’ll have it back to you by Friday.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Uh, a luxury yacht costs a lot more than $2M, $2M gets you a premium fishing/speed boat.
jasoncg@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
I mean, it’s one banana. What could it cost, $10m?
orrk@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I know, these poors don’t know anything about the struggles we face. (did you know mike just got himself a Benetti that’s 2 meters longer than mine? honestly, who does he think he is)