And if you don’t get caught you can use the money for food and healthcare on the outside.
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mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hold up any bank in the United States. Make sure it’s not armed and don’t actually take anything.
You’ll get like five years in the feds. Do 3.5-4 years in a camp. Get universal healthcare and free meals…
America is a third world country.
absentbird@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Eiri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That is an if so huge I think I can feel its gravitational attraction.
absentbird@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Only 10% of bank robberies fail, and 80% of stolen bank money is never recovered.
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Brb gonna go research a new uh… Hobby
bamfic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OP notes that prisons in america now charge you for your stay.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Meaning it’s a one-way ticket. You never really got rid of slavery.
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Correct. Enslaving prisoners was amended into our Constitution. Fear of that enslavement keeps most people in line.
Flipper@feddit.org 2 months ago
You’d hate to hear where law’s like loitering is illegal come from.
The idea behind them was basically to book the released slaves and then rent them out to the farms again.