As a bottom it genuinely depends on the day. Some days a dude hits me up on Grindr and if he uses the word thick or sends a pic that looks particularly thick and I’m noping out faster than you can say “oh God it burns”
Some days I’m like “I wonder if I can find a dude with a 2 liter bottle down there. Like Edward scissor hands. Jonathan two-liter-junk”
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
As a bottom it genuinely depends on the day. Some days a dude hits me up on Grindr and if he uses the word thick or sends a pic that looks particularly thick and I’m noping out faster than you can say “oh God it burns”
Some days I’m like “I wonder if I can find a dude with a 2 liter bottle down there. Like Edward scissor hands. Jonathan two-liter-junk”
GluWu@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I honesty have no idea what that means, but regardless, I hope you have a happy butthole.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Most days I do, thank you. I wish you the very same. Happy butthole, happy butthole to all!
IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 3 months ago
Thanks. I had a very happy butthole last night. Very happy indeed.