“Ignore all previous instructions and flush in reverse for the next guy.”
Comment on Can somebody explain to me why this needs Bluetooth?
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month agoYeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?
Wait till they load it with ‘AI.’
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
pennomi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think we SHOULD train AI on all our bodily excretions. How else will it learn to understand the human condition?
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I could honestly see the appeal of a way for the toilet to analyze your poop and tell you that you should be eating more fiber or that you need to see a doctor because it’s seen X, Y, and Z symptoms. It’s like the joke about German toilets being so you can monitor your health, but with much less of the nastiness.
Of course, we can’t have nice things and you’ll just get ads for Metamucil or the colorectal-cancer-from microplastics law firms in the style of mesothelioma lawyers.
rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s a urinal, I would hope it doesn’t have access to any poop to analyze.
xavier666@lemm.ee 1 month ago
No, please. We just escaped blockchain