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ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

I put all my passwords in a text document, then print it on a little strip of paper and shove it up my ass. Whenever I take a crap, I dig it out from the turds and try to memorise some of them again. Then I shove it back up there where noone else can find my data and I won’t lose it.

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postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Ah yes, KeepAss

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- Eximius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Spectacular
  
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- And009@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  I’m scared of downloading after that Mexican party
  
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ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
sh.itjust.works

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ZarkleFarkle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Forgot to mention I delete the text document and set fire to the computer’s hard drive. The passwords are only ever in my ass, with the rest of my personal shit.

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- Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Following up your own shit post with another shit post is shit post gold.
  
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lemmyvore@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
This tracks very close to my idea of the suppository flask stick.

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