Urgently do the needful
Comment on I'll get right on that
Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 months ago
another thing, don’t append everything with “It’s very urgent we need it fixed now” because you’ll get put in the not listen to list
Forester@yiffit.net 3 months ago
Forester@yiffit.net 3 months ago
Since you did reply to me, I’m going to reply to this chain to prompt you to reply quicker. Please do the needful urgently
adespoton@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
I love that phrase. Because it lets me decide what’s needful. Sometimes it’s my lunch or catching up on the news.
Forester@yiffit.net 3 months ago
Sometimes it’s shit posting on Lemmy
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I like it because it’s short and to the point. At first it grated on me but now I use it myself unironically on occasion.
Forester@yiffit.net 3 months ago
HELP!!¡!!!¡!!! ME!!!
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 months ago
have one user that every subject is help, sequels get ! appended.
Forester@yiffit.net 3 months ago
I just merged the tickets
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 3 months ago
COMPUTER IS BROKE!11!!!11one!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Tonight I dine on turtle soup!
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world 3 months ago
There are probably less than 5 emails in our internal helpdesk queue this month that WEREN’T marked as urgent.
Urgent problems this month include: ‘The glare from my kitchen window washes out my laptop screen’, ‘How do I change the color of my folders icon?’ and ‘Client reports hearing faint mumbling from their org’s landing page’
I handled the last one personally, she had a forgotten tab with a looping podcast playing on very low for the last few days.
When EVERYTHING is urgent, NOTHING is urgent.
lightnegative@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“will the company go out of business if this isn’t fixed in the next hour?”
Litmus test for urgency