Comment

Comment on You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

Hello, we are calling about your hip’s extended warranty. Press 1 to be connected to a hipologist and remedy this issue. Press 2 to die. Ending this call will assume option 2. Option 1 is also option 2 but with a slightly longer buffer time. Too late, you are now dead. click

source

Sort:hotnew top

moody@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
You’re not cool enough, so you need a visit to the hipologist.

source
- wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Hip-hip gunshot sounds
  
  Shareholders: horray!
  
  source
- guy_threepwood@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off
  
  source
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
Fuck that, imma install Linux on my hip

source
- Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Congratulations, you can now outpace Usain Bolt, but you’ll need to open a terminal window to take a shit.
  
  source
- wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Deadman’s switch activated after not receiving a signal for 6h. Hip will explode in 3, 2…
  
  source