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• Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

  Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

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  • itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

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    • null@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

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      • itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.

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    • lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?

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  • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.

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