You know, I want software patents, math patents(yes, they are not legal. Yes, they are exist.), NDAs, DMCA and mass surveilance to be on list what millenials are killing next.
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herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Soon on Forbes or something:
“You’ll be flattened to find out what industry millenials are killing next.”
uis@lemm.ee 4 months ago
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Well now I’m bummed out to find out that people are trying to patent math.
I’m with you on all of those though.
uis@lemm.ee 4 months ago
It gets worse. There are patents on genes of existing species. Like spider silk is patent minefield.
herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
That one surprises me less, based on the limited stuff I already know about GMO companies like Monsanto. Still madness, of course.
jaybone@lemmy.world 4 months ago
This one weird trick.
Dry cleaners hate them.
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herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Okay, but how about we still go with the subcontractor, but … Hear me out here … We call it AI and the subcontractor actually works in India for pennies on the dollar? Pivot to that and you’ve got my investment.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 months ago
“Dry-cleaners hate this one millenial secret!”