This is the type of bs that should be in a Shower Thoughts comm.
Comment on Tesla recalls most Cybertrucks in US over windshield wiper, exterior trim issues
NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 week agoI was walking to the grocery store when I saw a neighbour polishing his in front of his house. I said “Wow, a Cybertruck,” and he replied, “Cool, isn’t it?”
I said, “No, it’s a $120,000 go-kart made of scrap metal that will rust in a month.”
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What makes you think I’m a crypto bro?
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 week ago
You can make significant money by trading crypto peer-to-peer. It is incredibly risky but you can make around 6-7% profit after fees. I made around 2,000-3,000 USD monthly, moving around 40,000 USD in volume. The main risks are chargebacks and account closures.
I don’t know. You tell me.
NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 week ago
(past tense)
But how do you define “crypto bro”? Sure not “any person who’s ever held cryptocurrency”, right? Because that would make 25% of the US population crypto bros.
I absolutely reject this categorisation. I don’t give a shit about crypto or any of the ideas behind it. It’s interesting from a technical perspective as a person who holds a computer science degree, but I’m in it for the money. Holding crypto is gambling, and nothing more.
AmidFuror@fedia.io 1 week ago
That neighbor? Albert Einstein.
Speculater@lemmy.world 1 week ago
“The neighbors for miles around stepped out at the sound of his boisterous ejaculation mocking the ugly car, applause was heard throughout the evening.”
downpunxx@fedia.io 1 week ago
gottem
NateNate60@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Why would I make up the number 1 most common interaction between a Cybertruck owner and a normal person?
But here’s a picture I took of his car while he was attending church (across the street from the grocery store):
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triptrapper@lemmy.world 1 week ago
No one’s questioning that you saw a Cybertruck, just that you actually said those things to the owner.