Comment on Tesla recalls most Cybertrucks in US over windshield wiper, exterior trim issues

TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was walking to the grocery store when I saw a neighbour polishing his in front of his house. I said “Wow, a Cybertruck,” and he replied, “Cool, isn’t it?”

  I said, “No, it’s a $120,000 go-kart made of scrap metal that will rust in a month.”

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  • AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That neighbor? Albert Einstein.

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “The neighbors for miles around stepped out at the sound of his boisterous ejaculation mocking the ugly car, applause was heard throughout the evening.”

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    • downpunxx@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      gottem

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    • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why would I make up the number 1 most common interaction between a Cybertruck owner and a normal person?

      But here’s a picture I took of his car while he was attending church (across the street from the grocery store):

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      • triptrapper@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        No one’s questioning that you saw a Cybertruck, just that you actually said those things to the owner.

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  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the type of bs that should be in a Shower Thoughts comm.

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    • NateNate60@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What makes you think I’m a crypto bro?

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      • TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can make significant money by trading crypto peer-to-peer. It is incredibly risky but you can make around 6-7% profit after fees. I made around 2,000-3,000 USD monthly, moving around 40,000 USD in volume. The main risks are chargebacks and account closures.

        I don’t know. You tell me.

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I live in the bay area. I see and laugh at them daily

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  • ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t commute to work daily but see them once in a while. I’d be lying if I didn’t say they scare me. I’m just hoping whomever gets sliced by colliding (or being collided by) those monstrous things goes quickly. I can’t imagine what the scene will look like if we have a pedestrian near by while their stupid accelerator gets stuck again.

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They literally can’t sell them in Europe because of the angles are too dangerous for pedestrians. It’s only legal in the good old US of A because we didn’t bother having safety regulations for pedestrians. The edge is literally a knife that will slice a person on impact. Absolutely moronic vehicle.

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• harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just saw a Wankpanzer for the first time last Friday and I agree. It is ugly and anyone who fell for this scam deserves every ounce of derision they receive.

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