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STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 4 months agoNah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we blow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?
Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?
Step two say ??? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn’t a big deal.
Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.
kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 months ago
At least 10 more minutes
Technus@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Well shit, that’s a non-starter then.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 months ago
Better order something inflatable then, it will probably be more accommodating, and I suggest you order a wide selection and some repair kits just to be sure.