We’ll be fucking your wife now while we install features on your computer that you didn’t ask for. If you’d like to be notified when we’re done, please go fuck yourself.
And there would be a clause that says;
"We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs."
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
As if they would ask permission.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Windows is such a good name for what they are
sunzu@kbin.run 1 week ago
and this is only the beggining
Zier@fedia.io 6 days ago
And there would be a clause that says;
"We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs."