Comment on Microsoft Account to local account conversion guide erased from official Windows 11 guide — instructions redacted earlier this week

Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Please allow us to fuck your wife while you await our verification of your identity and approval of your digital activities

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  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    As if they would ask permission.

    We’ll be fucking your wife now while we install features on your computer that you didn’t ask for. If you’d like to be notified when we’re done, please go fuck yourself.

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    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Windows is such a good name for what they are

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      • sunzu@kbin.run ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        and this is only the beggining

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    • Zier@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      And there would be a clause that says;
      "We will also reset all the settings you changed that we want how we want. You no longer get to choose computer settings. Opt-in is now mandatory. Please show up at GoogleWindows headquarters to get your advertising ID Barcode tattooed on your writs."

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• Aceticon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Error!

  You must wear your User Attention Validation Goggles ^TM^ during the device initialization period.

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  • sorghum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Where’s the “please drink verification can” greentext when you need it

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    • rovingnothing29@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      1000008847

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