Your chances of beating a wolf are low enough that you’d probably be better off with the quick death the other two would provide.
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FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Can men participate in the tourney, this time?
Wolf. It’s a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.
Bertuccio@lemmy.world 6 months ago
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
I’ve dealt with wolves at the wildlife sanctuary before. They’re big stupid smelly dogs. If you can flex your arm real good they won’t be able to tear into you, and if you can put your weight on them you’ve already won.
Definitely don’t recommend it for people with brittle bones, or discord mods, but I’m jacked af bro.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 6 months ago
Cops use dogs to take down suspects all the time, and those are domesticated animals that know when they will be getting their next meal. Wolves are bigger than 90% of all dogs, and are wild animals that know what it means to be hungry. You aren’t able to beat a wolf in a fight.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Counterpoint, 90% of dogs are pets and police dogs are selectively bred and trained for taking down suspects. Plus, how many of those people die? Predators don’t risk injury while hunting unless completely starved, wolves are pack hunters that surround their prey.
daltotron@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Wolf. It’s a singular wolf, so it honestly cannot beat me if it tried. Even if we assume the other two are more docile, all they need to do is try and I would be dead.
lol at this
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You think you can take on a wolf? They aren’t chihuahuas you know.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 months ago
I know I can’t take on a gorilla. I might be able to take on a wolf lol.
Shadowedcross@lemmy.world 6 months ago
See, I find that level of confidence more realistic, like maybe I could take on a wolf, rather than it being an obvious fact.