Jewish students want to feel safe.

Translated.

Jewish students want to stop being reminded that the Jewish state is carrying out one of the world’s genocides.

And now some fake interviews that I made up, we reached out and heard from Jewish students.

“I just don’t like how they keep mentioning the exploded and maimed children,” one Jewish student said. “When I am home in Israel they play ice cream truck music over the totally-not-a-war footage and censor the video with smiling face emojis.”

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“The few Palestinian students keep saying their family is dying to Israel’s bombs. That makes me sad, I don’t like to feel sad. Am I in the Holocaust?” said another Jewish student when interviewed getting into his Porsche.

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“I am very against the continued bombing campa…” (wait wait don’t interview that one that is wrongthink), sorry Tom technical difficulties with that interview, that Jewish student was clearly an insane terrorist.