Sorry to undercut you but peeing on people’s jeans is my fetish, and I’ll do it for free. People just need to cover their ears while I talk dirty to their jeans.
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awwwyissss@lemm.ee 1 month agoSorry friend but I’m going to undercut you. $90 per, with a weekend special of $150 for couples.
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 1 month ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ll price match and make sure I eat loads of asparagus first.