Of course the trees were walking. Their wives left them, and they were sick of touching their own wood.
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Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 4 days ago
I believe it was Clerks 2 that gave us this amazing review of the Lord of the Rings movies as just being 3 movies of people walking places, and I love the LotR trilogy, but yeah. To quote: Even the fucking trees walked in those movies.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 days ago
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
truly tolkien is the patron saint of modern urbanists, he hated cars and wrote entire books about people walking.