Comment on Catholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your wedding

jkrtn@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  True, although I’m guessing "you can’t baptize someone in Gatorade’ would be something virtually all Christians would think.

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  • palordrolap@kbin.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If my hasty checking is valid, there's nothing in the Bible about holy water. There's holding a baptism, but nothing about holy men blessing water to imbue it with the Holy Spirit.

    As such, I assume that any liquid blessed by a priest might be considered holy.

    Something something Godly Gatorade, Blessed Baja Blast etc.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it’s one of those ‘spirit of the law, not letter of the law’ things.

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    • Meron35@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Non alliterative sports drinks are unholy, got it

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  • myusernameis@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously, it’s gotta be Powerade Mountain Berry Blast or you just damned that person to hell.

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