Comment on Catholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your wedding

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Deconceptualist@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

is there actually any rule against using gatorade for a baptism?

It’s better, cuz it’s got electrolytes.

Does it even have to be liquid water?

So like, ice X at 60 gigapascals and -120 °C?

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