my penis has gone up two sizes
🤔
Are these alleged “sizes” universal? Or is it like shoes where a 12 in the US means 45.5 or some shit in EU?
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psycho_driver@lemmy.world 6 months agoOMG are you me?!? I too can’t get enough of Bachelor Chow! I never thought I’d buy into one of these meal delivery services but it’s been a life-changer. I have at least 20 minutes extra every day now that I don’t have to worry about heating water to boiling for my nightly ramen. Think of what my employer can do with those extra 20 minutes?! Also, since trying Bachelor Chow two weeks ago my penis has gone up two sizes and Megan Fox has called asking me to consider having intercourse with her.
my penis has gone up two sizes
🤔
Are these alleged “sizes” universal? Or is it like shoes where a 12 in the US means 45.5 or some shit in EU?
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
I just can’t give Bachelor Chow up! It never lets me down and definitely won’t desert me or make me cry
just_another_person@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Will it dessert you though?
Valmond@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Wine me dine me dessert me.