Comment on Can I lick it?

Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How is bromine “probably fine”? It should be in the rectal damage section.

  Calcium should probably be in the “Ow, my ass” section.

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  • Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks Sheldon, there are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.

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    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Better, but still a few issues.

      Promethium, radium, curium, and Californium are all radioactive enough to cause rectal damage. Conversely, I don’t think phosphorus (black or red) or selenium are reactive enough to cause much harm.

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      • Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Thank you for your contributions to this

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• olutukko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  awesome contribution

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• multifariace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A nobel prize would be given to a lot more of those. Especially those naturally brittle or liquid.

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  • Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I guess it’s only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It’s assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.

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    • multifariace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gallium would be an interesting suppository.

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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Magnificent!

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