If the triangles have already been cut, the kid gets a brand new sandwich fully intact, crust and all, and a knife. Let’s see you cut this sandwich better than I can brayxtyn
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ignirtoq@fedia.io 8 months ago
Cut the extra inch off the long side to get a 4" square, then cut the remaining 1" x 4" piece into 4 1" squares. The boy never said the squares had to be the same size.
If the triangles have already been cut, it's a peanut butter sandwich: use peanut butter on the edges to glue it back together and cut the squares. The child gave you a challenge, think outside the box!
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
KISSmyOS@feddit.de 8 months ago
If that’s the child’s name, you have no one to blame but yourself, and are probably underqualified for handling a butter knife.
meyotch@slrpnk.net 8 months ago
I’m partial to Brexit for my first childs name.
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 8 months ago
Parent’s already thinking outside the biosphere.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 8 months ago
i’d cut squares out of the triangles.
Once the kid realizes he’s getting less because of his demands, he might change his mind about shape being important.
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