The reason you don’t ever hear linux users say how much their OS sucks is because all of you are just fucking cultists.

Acktshully,

All the Linux users you’re not hearing bitching about their OS is because they can’t get to a browser right now, due to their environments all being borked due to [ the latest update putting them in circular dependency hell / a default option shipped with their distro hidden in a config file somewhere is not set to a sane value / their Wi-Fi driver is not compatible with the latest kernel version / nVidia drivers exploded after enabling the wiggly window effect / unexplained kernel panic / failure to read the wiki ], choose all that apply.

/s