As pointed out above, if you hate plants, you should eat as much meat as possible. Every kilo of meat represents at least ten kilos of plants eaten by the animal.
Comment on those damn vegans!
henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 months ago
I’m not vegan because I give a fuck about animals. I’m vegan because I hate plants.
Green dudes have had it too good for too long.
joostjakob@lemmy.world 6 months ago
chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
That doesn’t spark joy.
I don’t want some other animal taking my Freudian pleasure of voring a verdant, fleshy succulent. Feeling the crunching snap of brutality as an innocent plant is ground between my glistering molars. The swallow, the mulched, peppery bolus perestalted down a wet, hungry, pulsing oesophegus. The conversion of what was once a marvel of evolution; a being that could harness the power of a living star to grow and thrive; into fodder for my next bowel movement. From stoma to stoma.
This is not some cool, by-the-numbers optimisation. This is raw, visceral, hungry cruelty.
The old adage can be given greater, poetic specificity. Revenge is a dish best served cold. And it is a salad.
joostjakob@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I tip my hat to you
Vegoon@feddit.de 6 months ago
Fuck plants, all my homies hate plants!
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Me playing remnant
YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 6 months ago
They are out there lording their massive advantage in cumulative biomass over us. Fucking plants. I can’t wait to eat some tomorrow.