But the insects came after sin. Yes, all animals were there because evolution is wrong, but insects aren’t animals because they come about via spontaneous generation /s
The logic of the 17th century. Although modern creationists have updated it to “all orders / families are a Kind (whatever the hell that is), but insects are their own Kind so there was just this one really nice bug and parasites magically started evolving after the fall.”
andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 11 months ago
Everyone knows white Adam and Eve spoke English with white God.
name_NULL111653@pawb.social 11 months ago
But the insects came after sin. Yes, all animals were there because evolution is wrong, but insects aren’t animals because they come about via spontaneous generation /s
The logic of the 17th century. Although modern creationists have updated it to “all orders / families are a Kind (whatever the hell that is), but insects are their own Kind so there was just this one really nice bug and parasites magically started evolving after the fall.”
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you sin or hide away from god he makes a parasite whose lifecycle involves crawling up your peehole and laying eggs in your anal wall.